Friday, September 12, 2008

Wise words from Mallory

"I want a Ginormous penis so I can pee in a Ginormous potty."

I have no idea why she is so obsessed with having a penis. She's been talking about wanting one since she was old enough to talk. She even insisted to me one day this past year that she in fact had a tiny penis and she could pee standing up. She would grab some skin down there and then kept trying to make me watch her pee that way. Of course, I didn't let her because I didn't want to mop the floor in the bathroom. lol

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